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Would you ever get in a Wwe ring to wrestle a mega butt sized Maria? Would you ever wrestle a mega butt sized Maria in red. | | yup | Who thinks Josh the user can't even get a mega butt splash by a giant Melina? I do How about you guys? | JERRY W! JERRY W! JERRY W!
Kinda like those ECW chants. | What would you do if you had to be in a room with a mega butt Beyonce? If you had to be in a room with a mega butt Beyonce who had the butt the size of a casino What would you do? | | Ask her for her autograph. | How to lose weight in my butt and thighs but not my breasts? i want to lose weight. it seems i gain all my weight in my butt. sadly i am only a 32a up top which is actually big since i have gained about 20 pounds. is their any way i can lose my mega butt and thunder thighs but keep what little boobs i have, cause honestly i cant afford to lose any more up top. | 1.Set goals. You'll be better able to make a realistic weight loss plan if you know how much weight you want to lose.
2.Identify your weaknesses. Are you a bread fiend? Do you have dessert after every meal and every snack? Is McDonald's your second home? Find the weakness and throttle it. It does not own you, you are stronger and cooler than to allow some silly little craving to knock you off your path.
3.Throw away anything you know is tempting. Those cinnamon buns with 500 calories each? Gone. The ramen noodles in your cabinet? Gone. The problem is that this is not always feasible. Often times we are not the only ones in our homes and therefore the call of the food must be withstood. In this case, out of sight truly is out of mind. Put unhealthy, unfilling foods in a drawer or in a cabinet that you rarely use. Put them all together to make a particularly unappetizing sight. Don't place them all in a decorative basket out on the counter. Place them in a drawer. A drawer heaping with pastries rarely looks like anything but a drawer of fat.
4.Eat less, but eat more often. If possible, eat 4-5 meals a day. This helps your metabolism and blood sugar to stay level as well. This does require a change in your schedule. Eat less within 6 hours of your bed time. You're less likely to burn the calories closer to your bed time. It's fine to eat a large breakfast and lunch because your body will be working on burning those calories for the whole day. Large dinners are likely to go unburned and converted into fat.
5.Do not skip breakfast. If you don't have time to prepare breakfast, buy healthy breakfast bars or those smoothies on the go. It is important to eat breakfast to jump start your metabolism and give you energy for the day. Otherwise you will probably end up falling back on unhealthy foods during the day. Yogurt is also known to boost your metabolism.
6.Eat healthy snacks when you feel hungry between meal times. Healthy snacks would be things high in fiber, fruits and vegetables. Avoid high sugar and high calorie snacks. This will help you get nutrients as well as help lower your appetite so you won't overeat during meals.
7.Increase your fiber intake. Fiber acts as negative calories. It's also filling and healthy for your digestive system. Make it a part of every meal.
8.Eat slowly and chew more. Take time to enjoy your meals. This will help you to finish at the same time as others, and you'll not be tempted by a second helping. Also, chewing more will ensure you get the most out of all the food and it will be digested faster. The more you chew, the more your appetite will be satiated.
9.Drink more water every day. Stay hydrated. While you don't need 8 cups of water a day to stay hydrated, it'll make sure you're hydrated as well as cut down on your hunger levels and force you to get a little bit more exercise (trips to the sink, water cooler, water fountain, and bathroom). If you're a heavy soda drinker, permit yourself to only one diet soda per day, maximum. Just one extra soda each day can add 15 pounds. Recently, fizzy drinks, even diet ones, have been said to slow down metabolism.
10.Increase physical activity. There are two ways to reduce net caloric intake: 1) reduce the number of calories in your diet and 2) Increase the number of calories that you burn in your daily activities. Both approaches are usually necessary and healthful and both are effective in losing weight. You can pick and choose which exercise you want to do, depending on your fitness level and drive. For example: walking, jogging, using the stair stepper, using cross training machines, swimming, tennis, and basketball. Weight training (and resistance training) can help reshape your body. The more muscle you have the higher your metabolism will be.
11.Find active friends. Find people that will drag you out to do more active things. It doesn't have to be much, but any exercise even walking around the mall is better than none.
12.Don't get discouraged. After one or two weeks of initial weight loss, it is quite common for your metabolism to slow down as it adjusts to the new calorie count. Stay on course and you'll see results. In some cases, the scale will tell you your weight is barely changing, but you may be gaining muscle weight while losing fat weight. Also make sure to weigh yourself first thing in the morning to try to avoid the fluctuations in weight due to water.
13.Take all advice with a grain of salt. Everyone is going to have some tidbit of information for you. What worked for them might not work for you. Take it all in stride and work with what is getting results for you. Trying to do everything everyone says will only cause overload.
14.Eat more protein. If you choose to go this route, do not cut out all carbs. If you do so, as soon as you start eating carbs again you will regain your weight back. Instead of eating stand alone pasta, throw some meatballs or chicken in. Eat some beans, they are high in protein and very healthy for you. Increase the ammount of protein, but not by too much. The more protein you take in, the more water you should drink as well.
15.Eat less calories. The average woman should eat around 2,000 calories a day and the average male 2,500. There's many ways to reduce the calories you intake. Try not to eat frozen dinners, pizza, or from fast food joints. There's also certain drinks, such as Green Tea that are calorie reducers. Lettuce is another calorie reducer, but be careful because dressing tends to have the calories. Low fat/light vinnegette, balsomic vineger, red wine and vineger are pretty healthy dressings, but do not load it on | How can I make my butt look SMALLER? I hate my butt! It does not go good with my body AT ALL!! I have thin arms, muscular legs, and an average tummy. But i have a mega butt!!! :( Does anyone know how to make my butt look smaller? Any exercises I can perform to tone it up and make it smaller? Please help! I hate my butt! and thnx in advance :) | Squats and Lunges! I guarantee results in a month or two!
otherwise, try wearing body slimming spanks that go from your waist to your thighs.. you mightn't need them for your tummy but they will pull in your butt as well. Also, try wearing darker colors on the bottom and lighter colors on the top to balance out your shape, seeming as darker colors are very slimming! | How would you describe a mega Maria giant in bikini? and she has a morphed booty too.
In your thoughts, How would you describe this mega hot colossal butt Maria? | | Wow MegaMaria sound hot in a red bikini lol.It's a hot day and she wants to dance.So Maria shimmies around but her top gets loose and her giant boobs are bouncing around.She can lift me up, play with me a little and shake me like a doll.She can massage my head with her giant toes and i would let her rub me over her giant white belly lol.BikiniMaria can shake her hair, wiggle that giant booty and work that bikini.Maria laughs as she bends over and lets rip with a giant Stinkbomb.BikiniMaria, Queen of the Divas rules ! | Mega Maria vs Mega Kelly Kelly, What do you guys think? Mega Maria bodyslams mega Kelly Kelly onto the mat, and bellyflops onto her shaking the ring, mega Maria then farts in Kelly Kelly's face making Kelly Kelly fly onto the crowd. Mega Maria then banzai drops onto her opponent in the crowd, and they get up, go back into the ring, Mega Kelly Kelly falls butt first in the right top corner of the ring, Mega Maria gives her a giant brunco buster, and stinkface after that, and gives her a mega butt bomb to end the match.
What do you guys think? | | Works for me lol.It's a bikini match and after Maria gets the win, Kelly Kelly wants revenge and she grabs her by the hair and throws Maria to the mat.She shakes her hair at Maria, wiggles her hips and shakes her rack at Maria and shouts "I'm the better Diva!" She then does a Stone Cold style leap on Maria before they roll around on the mat and their tops come off lol.Kelly Kelly rolls out of the ring and Maria comes flying out after her with a Suicide Dive that takes them both into the crowd.Maria has been eating too much spicy pizza all day and now a giant Stinkbomb lifts her, Kelly Kelly and some fans further back of the arena.The ring collpases with the after effects lol.Banzai ! | What excersizes can i do to get rid of my mega hipps and big butt?! (10 points for best answer)? i'm 15, i weigh about 120, and i feel like i'm obese!
i have a really flat stomach, and my thighs aren't like chicken legs, but they're not huge!!! they're decent. the only thing that's bad about my shape is my hip's and butt.
I do 200 sit ups a day (100 in the morning and 100 before bed) and i do leg lifts for my legs. i thought that sit ups and leg lifts would help my hip's, but they don't!
i just need some easy exercises that i can do at home that will reduce the size of my obesity of my hip's and butt.
can you guys help?
any suggestions would be greatly appreciated! | There's absolutely nothing you can do that will reduce weight on only one or two parts of your body: "spot reducing" of body fat is a myth.
Your body is the shape it is and it keeps its fat where *it* wants to...everyone's different.
Exercise properly and don't eat too much... you'll lose weight, but you'll lose it where your body and Mother Nature decide - it's not up to you. | What would you do if a 90 foot tall Kelly Clarkson came to your school? And she had a supersized balloon butt. I'm not making fun of her, it's a fantasy of mine.
And she used her mega butt cheeks to push people out of the way. | I'd ask her to sing. Or for an autograph. Or a lock of hair.
For eBay. :D |
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